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SQUID!!11!!
Harry Potter is not about a teenaged boy trying to save the world.

It is not about a sadistic meglomaniac out to destroy the world.

It is not about a manipulative old man trying to change the world to his liking.

It is not about a bunch of people in white masks causing death and destruction, while having lots of hot sex. (Even if we wish it were.)

No, Harry Potter is not about these things. It's all about a giant invertebrate who has a fetish for flannel pajamas.

GO SQUID!
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    A picture is worth a thousand weirds
    It's really a good thing I can't draw
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    Before we get started, LJ Blackout icon by [info]nimori. Spread the love.

    Right then, Owner's Guides. I'm halfway through the SiriGuide, and want to know who you guys want next.
    So, a poll. Because I've got a paid account and have yet to post a poll. Methinks this is a damn good time to start.

    REMEMBER: Sirius Guide already in the works.


    Poll #418786 Owner's Guides
    Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 69

    Which guide should Beth write next?

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    Albus Dumbledore
    5 (7.2%)

    Remus Lupin
    20 (29.0%)

    Tom Riddle/Voldemort
    12 (17.4%)

    Draco Malfoy (you don't know how much typing that HURT)
    5 (7.2%)

    Harry Potter
    13 (18.8%)

    Neville Longbottom
    5 (7.2%)

    Ginny Weasley
    1 (1.4%)

    Ron Weasley
    3 (4.3%)

    Another Weasley (leave a comment)
    1 (1.4%)

    Hermione Granger
    2 (2.9%)

    Sibyll Trelawney
    0 (0.0%)

    Bellatrix Lestrange
    2 (2.9%)

    Beth, you moron! You left out...... (leave a comment)
    0 (0.0%)




    Oh, and I now have a GJ, same name etc.
    It can be found here

    mood: creative

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    So here's the thing:

    I just got invited to join [info]erotic_elves. Which for those of you living on the moon is the Het sister of [info]pornish_pixies.

    Now, this is where you would expect mucho squeeage and proclaimations of my love for Squid. And [info]violet_quill. And [info]lysrouge.

    Which is not here now, but may be ETA'd in tomorrow. Or the day after. Or something. You know, when the shock wears off. But I shall proclaim love for Vi and Lily now, because these ladies are brilliant and I have no idea why they thought I should belong there.

    Go! Now! And proclaim your love for all things het!

    Robin, HELP! People are noticing me again!

    mood: shocked

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    TITLE: Severus: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
    AUTHOR: Caemlyn
    RATING: PG13
    DISCLAIMER: We all know this won't save my arse should the MLE come to arrest me.
    NOTES: This was inspired by Tracey Brazier's LotR owner's manuals. Tracey has given me permission to litter the HP fandom with them. Much love and hugs to [info]starrysummer for all her help and encouragement. If it wasn't for her, you wouldn't be seeing this.

    Instructions: Severus. )
    The LuciusGuide can be found here.

    mood: silly

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    Apparently all that usless information in my brain means something.


    I am nerdier than 91% of all people. Are you nerdier? Click here to find out!


    I'm actually surpised I remember all that stuff.

    mood: nerdy

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    First completed work for the new year.

    Number of WsiP: 16

    I promise not to start any new projects until most of these are done.

    Anywho: Completed the first: Frog )

    mood: accomplished

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    $2.8 million in 1 hour.

    Go Aussies!

    mood: in awe

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    I got my new glasses today. I can now see! woot!

    Also:
    1. Ask me any 5 questions you like in reply to this post and I will answer your questions honestly in the comments.

    2. Post this to your journal so that myself and others can also ask you questions.

    mood: happy

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    Written for [info]starrysummer for the [info]smutty_claus gift exchange.

    Title: Black Velvet Band
    Rating: NC17
    Wordcount: a little over 2000
    Pairing: NL/GW, BL/GW, BL/GW/NL.
    Disclaimer: JKR is God. I am not.
    Warnings/Kinks: Bondage, breathplay, femmeslash, Imperious!sex, character death.
    Summary: War can change things, change people. But some things still remain true.

    Black Velvet Band )

    mood: bored

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    Title: Haunted by Memory
    Rating: NC17
    Pairing: NL/SS, RL/NL, RL/NL/SS. Implied SS/LM.
    Disclaimer: JKR is God. I am not.
    Warnings/Kinks: D/s, bondage, dubious consent, bestiality.
    Summary: Post war. Not all scars are visible. Not all scars have healed.
    A/N: Written for [info]ellensmithee for the [info]merry_smutmas gift exchange. Also, Remus is either a man or a wolf, not both. Look not for the Hollywood stereotype here.

    Haunted by Memory )

    mood: restless

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    TITLE: Lucius: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
    AUTHOR: Caemlyn
    RATING: PG
    NOTES: This was inspired by Tracey Brazier's LotR owner's manuals. Tracey has given me permission to litter the HP fandom with them. This is [info]gmth's Thank You For Smutmas gift. She's now read it, hence the posting here.

    Instructions: Lucius )

    mood: hot
    music: Summer thunder storms, bringing in the humidity

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