Before we get started, LJ Blackout icon by nimori. Spread the love.

Right then, Owner's Guides. I'm halfway through the SiriGuide, and want to know who you guys want next.
So, a poll. Because I've got a paid account and have yet to post a poll. Methinks this is a damn good time to start.

REMEMBER: Sirius Guide already in the works.


Poll #418786 Owner's Guides
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 69

Which guide should Beth write next?

Oh, and I now have a GJ, same name etc.
It can be found here

mood: creative

So here's the thing:

I just got invited to join erotic_elves. Which for those of you living on the moon is the Het sister of pornish_pixies.

Now, this is where you would expect mucho squeeage and proclaimations of my love for Squid. And violet_quill. And lysrouge.

Which is not here now, but may be ETA'd in tomorrow. Or the day after. Or something. You know, when the shock wears off. But I shall proclaim love for Vi and Lily now, because these ladies are brilliant and I have no idea why they thought I should belong there.

Go! Now! And proclaim your love for all things het!

Robin, HELP! People are noticing me again!

mood: shocked

TITLE: Severus: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
AUTHOR: Caemlyn
RATING: PG13
DISCLAIMER: We all know this won't save my arse should the MLE come to arrest me.
NOTES: This was inspired by Tracey Brazier's LotR owner's manuals. Tracey has given me permission to litter the HP fandom with them. Much love and hugs to starrysummer for all her help and encouragement. If it wasn't for her, you wouldn't be seeing this.

( Instructions: Severus. )
The LuciusGuide can be found here.

mood: silly

Apparently all that usless information in my brain means something.




I'm actually surpised I remember all that stuff.

mood: nerdy

First completed work for the new year.

Number of WsiP: 16

I promise not to start any new projects until most of these are done.

( Anywho: Completed the first: Frog )

mood: accomplished

$2.8 million in 1 hour.

Go Aussies!

mood: in awe

I got my new glasses today. I can now see! woot!

Also:
1. Ask me any 5 questions you like in reply to this post and I will answer your questions honestly in the comments.

2. Post this to your journal so that myself and others can also ask you questions.

mood: happy

Written for starrysummer for the smutty_claus gift exchange.

Title: Black Velvet Band
Rating: NC17
Wordcount: a little over 2000
Pairing: NL/GW, BL/GW, BL/GW/NL.
Disclaimer: JKR is God. I am not.
Warnings/Kinks: Bondage, breathplay, femmeslash, Imperious!sex, character death.
Summary: War can change things, change people. But some things still remain true.

( Black Velvet Band )

mood: bored

Title: Haunted by Memory
Rating: NC17
Pairing: NL/SS, RL/NL, RL/NL/SS. Implied SS/LM.
Disclaimer: JKR is God. I am not.
Warnings/Kinks: D/s, bondage, dubious consent, bestiality.
Summary: Post war. Not all scars are visible. Not all scars have healed.
A/N: Written for ellensmithee for the merry_smutmas gift exchange. Also, Remus is either a man or a wolf, not both. Look not for the Hollywood stereotype here.

( Haunted by Memory )

mood: restless

TITLE: Lucius: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
AUTHOR: Caemlyn
RATING: PG
NOTES: This was inspired by Tracey Brazier's LotR owner's manuals. Tracey has given me permission to litter the HP fandom with them. This is gmth's Thank You For Smutmas gift. She's now read it, hence the posting here.

( Instructions: Lucius )

mood: hot
music: Summer thunder storms, bringing in the humidity